What the Hell?

    "Okay, mam'm, we are almost there, take a deep breath and push, breath and push, breath and push. You are almost there, I can see the top of the head starting to crown. You are doing great. Just keep breathing and pushing. Breath, and push a little harder. I think he's almost out............Um, Doctor, can I talk to you for one second?  Over here,...keep breathing and pushing......,  Doctor, that thing has horns on it. It's starting to tear the tissue. I think this poor woman is giving birth to an evil entity. We need to get it out, and I hate to say this, and I may be fired, or cursed, but that thing is not human, and we aren't going to let it live past the birthing process. How should we do this?"

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